Two Guys were lost in the Sahara desert.
One is David, the other is Michael .
They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis,
with what looked like an emirate with a mosque in the middle .
David said to Michael : "Look, let's pretend we are Muslims, otherwise we'll
not get any food or drink. I am going to call myself "Mohammed."
Michael refused to change his name , he said :" My name is Michael, and I
will not pretend to be other than but what I am. ...Michael."
The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names. David
said : "My name is Mohammad ."
Michael said : "My name is Michael. "
The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said :
"Please bring some food and water for Michael."
Then he turned to the other and said :
"Hello Mohammad, Happy Ramadan !"